At Aperture Science, we're pushing the boundaries of innovation and scientific discovery. Here, we strive to create the future today with groundbreaking experiments and revolutionary technology. As you embark on this journey through our state-of-the-art facility, remember: Science isn't about why, it's about why not. đź”˝
Hi fellas, Cave Johnson here. The folks at the top asked me to write an autobiography, or tell everyone a story about myself. Heck, all I can remember was my divorce and electric shocks! And lemons, or maybe combustible lemons. Who knows? All I know is that when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your darn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down—with the lemons!
P-Body undergoing scientific experimentation
The transcendental object at the end of time
Our new AI-enhanced robot, Wheatley, is not so smart.
Test Subject #234 showcasing her skills... be careful with that thing!
“You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?”
You can put an end to this! Join the Enrichment Center's activities and enlist to be a test subject today!